Bear-nanas (excellent pun; I am GENIUS)
Bear is on his holidays in Cleethorpes. He is being minded by Emma's mum (she lives there) while we are both away with work during this week. She phoned earlier and revealed that as well as Bear's two meals, she had fed him two whole bananas today. They had been for a long walk and the dog looked hungry, apparently.
I'm off to the south of France for a conference - can't be bothered explaining but luckily, Stan can. I need to go to bed now because I have to be at the airport by 7.30am. No further puns/posts until next weekend when I return from Cannes. Bonjour, Rodders!